I’ve always thought Ted Bundy was kind of dreamy. He went to Temple at the same time as my mom and dad did.
http://www.newsweek.com/id/62172?GT1=10450
I’m here all alone in my office bored so I’ve been doing some putzing around on news sites.
http://www.newsweek.com/id/62172?GT1=10450
I’m here all alone in my office bored so I’ve been doing some putzing around on news sites.
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I work with a guy who's mom had a trailer that she drove to and parked outside of different prisons throughout Florida. His job during visiting hours was to distract the guards while she pleasured inmates and smuggled them in drugs. Yeah, talk about a crazy childhood...he's one of the most interesting people I know.
Wait a minute... you have had friendships with people named Cheeseburger and Rainbow, and HE is the most interesting person you know. Do tell more...
Hey Kate, what do you mean by pleasured?
HJs, BJs, ZJs...you know. I call him GG, which are his initials. He hates being called this because it makes him sound gay, but he allows it. He also doesn't fart around men because he believes that farting is a way for men to attract other men to their anus, and therefor only gay men fart around other men. He has a love of all animals, and at a young age even fashioned a kitty wheelchair after one of his mother's ex-con boyfriends threw a knife at his pet cat, paralyzing it's hind legs. He also makes a habit out of hiring large black prostitutes to beat him up while he beats off. Though he just purchased property in Suwannee County in hopes of placing a trailer there, he is a nomad who lives out of his car and travels from jobsite to jobsite, occasionally staying in the hotels they put us up in, if they allow dogs. And when he does stay in a hotel, he moves his ancient computer inside, hooks it up, and stays up all night chatting in "philosophy" chatrooms, and then waits until lunch the next day to fill us in on his latest conspiracy theory. He's a legend!
forget Colin - I wanna meet this guy! is he single? Age appropriate? I'm serious. He sounds fabulous.
GG's about 38 or 39 and you would definitely be his type. Last I heard he was single. Oh, and last summer he had his remaining teeth taken out and got a full set of dentures. So now he's not embarrassed to smile or eat in public. I'll see what we can do to set something up for you.
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