Tonight I am going out for yet and another birthday dinner and cocktail thing. This time it is for my MMB counterpart Agata! Happy Birthday! Sto lat, sto lat, sto lat, niech zyje zyje nam
Sto lat, sto lat, niech zyje zyje nam
Jeszcze raz, jeszcze raz, niech zyje, zyje nam
Niech zyje nam!
Enough with the Goddamn birthdays already! This is the last one before mine that I will acknowledge. Wait, Chrystal's birthday is coming up... Forget her, she got married last year and got enough attention then. Plus she is going to Cancun soon so I don't feel bad about not caring about her birthday.
Hey Chrystal - Deal with it!
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Now that we've got Corey's and Agata's birthdays out of the way, I want to declare that planning for Colleen & Ringo’s Birthday Extravaganza 2007 can officially begin! (Sorry Hadass, tough break)
Oh, and in case you're wondering: Yes, I do get to decide these things.
Screw you both!
So much for the vegan gift basket that I so diligently searched online for to send you as a get well present for your boob surgery. Do you know what time and effort went into searching for a vegan gift basket? Well, ok, not that much because I just put it in Google and it came up with several different websites and I picked one. But it was the thought that counts. Now you will never know what you were gonna get in that vegan basket of fun!
It was my wedding day, I was supposed to be getting attention. It is the last day I get in my whole life to have the attention solely on me. Trust me, because now I have to share a birthday with his sister and his dead grandma, so it is not so special anymore. And you just took the last speckle of specialness that was left. Thanks, thanks a lot!
What day is your birthday again? I seem to have erased it from my calendar.
OMG
you guys still celebrate birthdays....how 2006.
Questions:
Colleen, is it going to be the young Ringo or the old Ringo at your birthday bash?
Chrystal, who is headlining your bash?
Geographically, I am sorta in the middle here, I need to know which party is going to be worth my travel time......
I am invited, right?
I love birthday season.
Colleen shares her birthday (August 20th) with the young Ringo, not the artist/former-Beatle. Disappointing, I know.
Also, I think I need to point out that the kielbasa in the middle really looks like a penis. I know that all sausages have a phallic look to them but this guy's legs come together to make balls.
Well I share my birthday with Madonna, so that is far cooler than any Ringo, young or old!
Ringo and I were both born on the same EXACT day (August 20th 1980). That is special stuff. We are twins.
Kate, you are always welcome.
Madonna is nothing compared to Liza Minelli. I don't think that Madonna could have handled such a role as Lucille, the Buster lover with verigo, on Arrested Development. So plan accordingly for when my b-day comes around.
I love Liza in "Arthur" with Dudley Moore.
When you get caught between the moon and New York City...
Okay this is my last comment on this subject, because you are all obviously ignoring me here.
Fine, I don't want to come to your birthday anyways.
And what the hell does Liza have to do with Madonna. What a stretch we made with that connection, huh, Kate? Madonna is Madonna, no substitues, no exceptions. Liza is great in her own right, but she is not Madonna, and vice versa.
I am officially forgetting all birthdays except my immediate family and husband. It is such a hassle to try and keep up with who's is on what day and remembering to call them and blah blah blah. It is quite liberating to let go of all that. Ahhhhhh!
Because Liza and I are b-day buddies
Oh, well you did not mention that before. Well I also share a birthday with Claudia Schiffer and both of the Giffords.
I share a birthday with some black singers: Wilson Pickett, Vanessa Williams, and Queen Latifah.
Plus an assortment of obscure politicians: Grover Cleveland, William Jennings Bryan, James S. Barcus and Neville Chamberlain.
Oh, and my buddy Dane Cook.
I love Dane Cook!
You know, it is a little crummy that you will celebrate everybody's birthday in creation and put a special post on your blog about them, and then when it comes to mine, which I was so looking forward to getting a special shout out from you on your blog, you decide to denounce all birthdays. I am a little saddened.
Yeah, Dane Cook rules. He's way cooler than that birthday-ignoring Colleen girl.
Thank you Keith.
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