Stephen Sheller Esq. of Sheller, Ludwig, & Badey P.C. sent me a large dead cockroach in a manila envelope through the United States Postal Service today.
This is a first for me.
This is a first for me.
He must know about my birthday.
Yep, that's him.
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Wait, is that Sheller or the cockroach?
Okay, I am just going to go out on a limb here and say that you and he are not friends? What on earth did you do to deserve a cockroach? Did you murder his youngest child or something?
He sort of looks like he could be the leader of some kamikaze cockroach society.
How incredibly mature. Was the envelope actually addressed from him and his law firm? Cause that is a really great advertisement for his firm. You should post a youtube commercial about the personalized attention that you received from this law firm.
Shouldn't that be considered a terroristic threat? Are people really allowed to mail stuff like that nowadays? Don't they x-ray or screen packages somehow? I am appalled at our United States Postal Service that they would let something like that through. I think you should write your Postmaster General, and stamp return to sender on the package.
I wonder if the cockroach was alive when he put it in there,and then he died in transit. Or was he squashed?
I am very intrigued and annoyed by this.
My theory is that he found a cockroach in the office he rents and was so upset by the incident that he mailed it to his property management company. Never mind the fact that the insect was probably attracted by the food that he left out.
Sheller and I have never been best buds and we are disputing some financial stuff that he is completely in the wrong about. He's pissed and probably looking for anything to throw back at me (us)so when someone saw the roach... well keith is probably right about happened next.
This surprises me a bit. I thought of putting a "return to sender" stamp on it, or just sending it back to him certified mail.
I decided to just throw it away.
Ah, the mature resoponse. Well, I guess that's one way to go . . .
Well, I don't want to have to think of something plus, Sheller is a founding partner at at that firm and can do whatever the hell he wants. I doubt my boss would be too keen on me sending dead things to our tenants in the mail regardless of who they are.
But if your friends send it to him anonymously, there is no problem, right?
I wonder if anyone else at his firm knew he sent that to you. God, that is just so mature!
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