This is how most of my afternoon went. These are my responses to everyone who wouldn’t leave me the hell alone. And yeah, we drop the F-bomb here at ASI all the timeNo, I can’t do it right now. - Master Card just called me to tell me that there are fraudulent charges on my account. – No, I’m on hold. - Tell Scott I’ll call him back. – Tell him I promise. Yeah, as soon as I get off the phone.
I’m sorry but I will have to get it for you later. -Yeah, I’m going to be a while. - No, I have to call the shop where my car is at after this. - I am having a problem with the thermostat and I need a new water pump. – I know that fucking sucks. Tell me something I don’t know - I had it towed this morning and my brother drove me in - I’ll take a cab home.
No, I’m still on hold – if your going up can you just get me a Diet Coke and some crackers? – No, Club crackers.
Just put her through to my voicemail. - Well, then can you just take a message? - Tell her I will call her back as soon as I can. - I know she’s upset but she’ll deal. – Tell her what happened to my CC and car and she’ll understand.
Yes, I know we have a meeting but just tell them to wait in the back. – Can’t you help them get started? – Yes Dan, I’m still on the phone. – Well call Mike and ask him! – Wait, hold on. I got someone. – It will have to wait until tomorrow, I just got a person.
For the love of God people can’t you see I’m on the fucking phone!
And this is a picture of me and Tanya at Belmont Stakes. I got a commemorative glass with my Belmont Breeze. Like a sea breeze but less alcohol. And at $10, more expensive.
I’m sorry but I will have to get it for you later. -Yeah, I’m going to be a while. - No, I have to call the shop where my car is at after this. - I am having a problem with the thermostat and I need a new water pump. – I know that fucking sucks. Tell me something I don’t know - I had it towed this morning and my brother drove me in - I’ll take a cab home.
No, I’m still on hold – if your going up can you just get me a Diet Coke and some crackers? – No, Club crackers.
Just put her through to my voicemail. - Well, then can you just take a message? - Tell her I will call her back as soon as I can. - I know she’s upset but she’ll deal. – Tell her what happened to my CC and car and she’ll understand.
Yes, I know we have a meeting but just tell them to wait in the back. – Can’t you help them get started? – Yes Dan, I’m still on the phone. – Well call Mike and ask him! – Wait, hold on. I got someone. – It will have to wait until tomorrow, I just got a person.
For the love of God people can’t you see I’m on the fucking phone!
And this is a picture of me and Tanya at Belmont Stakes. I got a commemorative glass with my Belmont Breeze. Like a sea breeze but less alcohol. And at $10, more expensive.
2 comments:
I think my favorite line in that is "I know that fucking sucks. Tell me something I don’t know." It's a very astute observation.
Hey I had car problems too yesteday. What a coinky- dink?! My car would not come out of park. How annoying is that? No credit card issues though.
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