If you had to, what would you rather do:
1. Spoon a homeless person
Or
2. Punch a kid
Email me or post your answers!
1. Spoon a homeless person
Or
2. Punch a kid
Email me or post your answers!
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3 comments:
Homeless people are gross and little kids are brats.
The choice is clear.
Definitely the latter of the two choices. There are very few children in this world that I would not hesitate to punch given the circumstances. Most kids are spoiled annoying brats. Anyone who questions how a parent could beat their child should spend a weekend with said child and then cast their judgement. Most would change their view.
Homeless people most likely have not showered since they are, in fact, homeless, which, in turn, means they are bathroomless. Definitely no activities that would put me within their "personal space".
I rest my case.
Who hasn't wanted to punch a kid at least once anyway?
Now, raise your hand if you like waking to the smell of urine....
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